Tom P and the art of the drunken stare.

This picture is a gem. It completely displays the crippling and wonderful effects of alcohol on the human brain. Tom p properly demonstrates the pinnacle of inebriation, the drunken stare. If you look closely kids you can tell that the lights are on and yet no one is home. Take notice of the eyes. Remarkably one is pointing down while the other appears to be gazing slightly upward. Congratulations Tom and keep up the good work.

Common side effects include: buying strange and worthless instruments and playing them nonstop until everyone is pissed about it...

and trying to zap your buddies.