Oh, maldita sea la mesa Viernes!!!!

Where the fuck does one start with this pic? Mortal human beings hit their heads on this ceiling......however, this time the ceiling got the hell outta Austin Phillips' way to keep from being decimated. Mr A.P. checks in this week and says fuck you table top friday with an "anti-table" that makes ones insides feels warm and fuzzy......

Tom P and the art of the drunken stare.

This picture is a gem. It completely displays the crippling and wonderful effects of alcohol on the human brain. Tom p properly demonstrates the pinnacle of inebriation, the drunken stare. If you look closely kids you can tell that the lights are on and yet no one is home. Take notice of the eyes. Remarkably one is pointing down while the other appears to be gazing slightly upward. Congratulations Tom and keep up the good work.

Common side effects include: buying strange and worthless instruments and playing them nonstop until everyone is pissed about it...

and trying to zap your buddies.

 

Video from Moe Moe

Our good pal Moe Hernandez sent me this video this morning. Bunch of super nice dudes having fun shredding on their bicycles.

NC and TN from Moe Hernandez on Vimeo.

Tabletopler Friday y'all!

The way i see it, there are two kinds of people in this world. There's the kind of people that do tabletops out of trees and there's the kind of people that don't do tabletops out of trees. JR Henry falls under the first category. Below is a visual spectacle of him doing just that. Bolts!

Little Jon .....enough said.

Kids these days are all mentally insane and quiet frankly they scare the hell of me. Little Jon is 80 lbs of "dont give a shit" and this still frame of a clip taken yesterday is a good example. One second later an impact was felt all over the park and noises erupted from our hero that closly resembled the sounds i make getting out of bed these days.  Look for more of Little Jon in the upcoming Amateur Hour video release "congratulations asshole."



my thoughts exactly.



Pssst! Tabletop Friday!!!!

Oh my Jesus! Its Friday night and you know what that means..... Time to prop up your feet, rub the crust out ya eyes and look into this weeks tabletop Friday pic. Amateurhour's very own Jeff Grindstaff clocks in here with a flatty of the European persuasion. Photo taken at skatepark of greenville. Its the weekend motherfuckers so hang loose.

tabletop fridays!

Oh mercy! Its friday mofos so that means we are kicking off the weekend with tabletop fridays, a weekly visual image to get you siked for 2 days of shanannigans. Jake Booher is kicking things off here with a spicy slice of badass that left a nice little tire mark on the ceiling. Its party time, so get out there and get inverted.

Fuck mother nature jam.

Due to all the rain, and me being off on Saturday for once, we decided to have a get together. The get together turned into a party and that turned into a real deal old fashioned bmx jam. I would like to thank everyone that came out and kicked ass. Trophies were handed out, kings were crowned, booze were drank, ramps were shredded. I think everyone had a blast and you can expect plenty more good times to come from Amateur Hour in the near future. On with the pics.

Fridge was stocked up. Bolts!

Randy looked just like John Grizzly from over the top.
 

this trick shouldn't be possible on this set up. Jake Booher.

 James Acosta showed up and was in full effect.

Little Jon was properly lit and took Acosta's verbal abuse like a champ.

Charlie put some pants on. Anthony Williams shreds. Party people

Richard showed up and killed it because thats what Richard does.

Mike made the 9 hour drive from NJ on a whim.
He broke his pedal and was forced to ride the best looking bike at the event.



I caught some moving pictures and celebrated being off work with a couple bottles of champagne.

JR (henderson kirkman) was doing canon balls with a mag. thats why i love him.

JR made some special trophies.

Jake Hunter took home best slam.

Anthony took home best trick for a number of sweet moves.

Anthony is a modest champion.

The winners.

Welcome Race Fans!

Godamnit we are up and running. look for good things to come on this page shortly. Fuck mother nature jam happening tonight < pics and post update tomorrow. Look at little jon up there, he digs it.